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Kaitlan Collins on Netanyahu Being Bewildered by Trump's Gaza Claim During Press Conference

on Feb 11, 2025

Published in Jokes

Kaitlan Collins talks about the Trump administration flooding the news cycle with constant stories, covering the press conference with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and her take on Elon Musk's role in government.

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No Sound Support

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Mess Maker

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