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The CIA is investigating who leaked the story that they have secret prisons in Europe. They are furious and say if they find the person who did it, they will send them to a secret prison Europe." --Jay Leno

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I realized that my five-year-old grandson had been watching too many reality TV shows the day we attended a relative's wedding. As the four bridesmaids walked down the aisle toward the front of the church, he turned to me and asked, "Is this where the groom decides which one he wants to marry?"

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My violin teacher was instructing a large group class. She showed them her violin and said, "This violin was made in the early 1800s in Vienna."

Someone in the audience raised their hand and asked, "So you got it used?"


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