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"I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford.
Then I want to move in with them."
~ Unknown ~
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"I married a younger man. Ten years younger than I am. I figure it like this: If you can't find a good man, raise one."
~ Unknown ~
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"Murphy told Quinn that his wife was driving him to drink.
Quinn remarked that Murphy was a very lucky man, because his own wife makes him walk to the pub."
~ Unknown ~
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