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A man climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God.

Looking up, he asks the Lord... "God, what does a million years mean to you?"

The Lord replies, "A minute."

The man asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?"

 

The Lord replies, "A penny."

The man asks, "Can I have a penny?"

The Lord replies, "In a minute."


 

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