Humor

/

Entertainment

Glad to be drunk

on

Published in Jokes

A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."

Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"

"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."

 

Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."


 

Comments

blog comments powered by Disqus

 

Related Channels

Stephanie Hayes

Stephanie Hayes

By Stephanie Hayes
Tracy Beckerman

Tracy Beckerman

By Tracy Beckerman

Comics

Chris Britt Tim Campbell The Other Coast Adam Zyglis Marvin Breaking Cat News