Jon talks about being on Season 5 of “Fargo,” getting naked and shooting in freezing temperatures, wearing fake nipples, getting married, meeting his wife while shooting “Mad Men,” cooking too much turkey on Thanksgiving, the St. Louis Blues winning the Stanley Cup in 2019, going to the rookie dinner when the team is in town and he stars in the very first Craigslist car ad!
- Your local ambulance has a trailer hitch.
- You watch cartoons long after your kids get bored.
- You think the French Riviera is a foreign car.
- You think you are an entrepreneur because of the "Dirt for Sale" sign ...Read More
A young fellow by the name of Sammy liked to hang out at Mom and Pop's Grocery Store. Pop didn't know what Sammy's problem was, but the other boys would tease him all the time, calling him Slow Sammy, and punching him on ...Read More
What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend?
I love every bone in your body!
Why did the small werewolf bite the womans ankle?
Because he couldn't reach any higher!
What happened when the werewolf chewed a ...Read More
One morning as Professor Thompson was leaving for the college his wife told her absent-minded husband, "Don't forget we are moving today. If you come to this house this afternoon it will be empty."
Predictably he didn't ...Read More
Jimmy: 'Hey, Mike! How's your new pet fish doing? You told me he was really something special.'
Mike: 'To tell the truth, I'm really disappointed in him. The guy who sold him to me said I could teach him to sing like...Read More
Meanwhile… Apple canceled plans to build an electric car, Staten Island is overrun by wild turkeys, and singer Ricky Martin went public with his love of feet.