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That Time Mae Martin’s Mom Announced She Was Getting a LOTR Tattoo

on Oct 30, 2023

Published in Jokes

Comedian Mae Martin has an amazing family, and a mom who loves “Lord of the Rings” almost as much as Stephen Colbert. Mae’s comedy special “SAP” is available on Netflix and you can listen to “Handsome” wherever you get your podcasts.

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