Throwing Dollars

Jokes / September 20, 2024

A tour guide was showing a tourist around Washington, D. C. The guide pointed out the place where George Washington supposedly threw a dollar across the Potomac River.

"That's impossible," said the tourist. "No one could ...Read More

Still More Things I'd Like to Hear, Just Once

Jokes / September 20, 2024

From a contractor:

"Whoever worked on this before sure knew what he was doing."
"I think I came in a little high on that estimate."

From my dentist:

"I think you're flossing too much."
"I won't ask you ...Read More

More Tips from Employees to Their Managers

Jokes / September 20, 2024

If you don't like my work, tell everyone. I like my name to be popular in conversations. I was born to be whipped.

If you have special instructions for a job, don't write them down. In fact, save them until the job is ...Read More

My Birthday?

Jokes / September 20, 2024

Because of a minor infraction, a shipmate of mine aboard the USS Reeves, bound for Japan, was busted one rank, fined and given extra duty for three weeks. Looking forward to celebrating his 21st birthday on July 22, he ...Read More

Getting Old...

Jokes / September 20, 2024

At his 103rd birthday party, my grandfather was asked if he planned to be around for his 104th.

"I certainly do," he replied. "Statistics show that very few people die between the ages of 103 and 104."

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Jokes / September 19, 2024

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