It's A Monk's Life

Jokes / April 04, 2026

In an ancient monastery, a new monk arrived to dedicate his life to God and to join the others copying ancient records. The first thing he noticed was that they were copying by hand books that had already been copied by ...Read More

Rules Kids Won't Learn in School

Jokes / April 04, 2026

Rule #1. Life is not fair. Get used to it. The average teenager uses the phrase "it's not fair" 8.6 times a day. You got it from your parents, who said it so often you decided they must be the most idealistic generation ...Read More

Unjust Criticism

Jokes / April 04, 2026

Lawyers get a lot of unjust criticism. I would remind you that it is not right to condemn a whole profession just because of 350,000 bad apples.

Only in America

Jokes / April 04, 2026

1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick ...Read More

Quick Quotes

Jokes / April 04, 2026

"My mother wanted me to go to church to meet women. That's wrong, ain't it? 'Praise the Lord! Hey, how ya doing? Nice dress. Look, I'm going to go over there and get some of this wine and crackers, want some?'" --...Read More

Too many obstacles!

Jokes / April 03, 2026

Blowing out birthday cake candles shouldn't be this difficult.