- It is a felony for a wife to open her husband's mail.
- It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone.
- Seven or more Indians are considered a raiding or war party and it is legal to shoot them.
- In Montana, it is illegal for married women to go fishing alone on Sundays, and illegal for unmarried women to fish alone at all.
- It is a misdemeanor to show movies that depict acts of felonious crime.
- Excelsior Springs: Balls may not be thrown within the city limits.
- Helena: No item may be thrown across a street.
- Helena: A woman can't dance on a table in a saloon or bar unless she has on at least three pounds, two ounces of clothing.
- Salisbury: Pop bottles are not to be thrown on the ground.
- Whitehall: It is illegal to operate a vehicle with ice picks attached to the wheels.
 
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