Housewife: "How did you know I was home? My son told you I was out"

Salesman: "It was easy Lady. He was mowing the lawn."

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Say “No” over and over. Be sure to vary the sound of each one, and keep a rhythmic tempo, even as they are trying to speak. This is most fun if you can do it until they hang up.

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If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money.

If they start out with, “How are you today?” say, “I’m so glad you asked, because no one these days seems ...Read More

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? - Linda Ellerbee

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I ...Read More

I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson

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Triumph the Insult Comic Dog serves as opening act for our season finale, taped live at Dynasty Typewriter in LA on July 6, 2026. IN addition to his jokes, Triumph sings "It's Time To Do A Podcast."