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Jokes

Bob Odenkirk Playing Stephen Colbert Playing Bob Odenkirk

on May 16, 2022

Published in Jokes

'Late Show: The Movie' might be Bob Odenkirk's Colbert-iest performance yet.

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Bears

Jokes / January 14, 2026

Q. If a bear in Yosemite, and one in Alaska fall into water, which one would dissolve faster?

A. The bear in Alaska because it's polar.

A few days ago my daughter, who is expecting her third child, was telling the other two children that this baby is kicking alot. She further explained that when she had the first one, Mikey, he didn't kick too much.

Mikey...Read More

Chief and the Newbie

Jokes / January 14, 2026

If the Chief and a Newbie both jumped out of a burning building at the same time, which one would hit the net first?

The Chief, because the Newbie would have to stop and ask for directions.

Painter's Eye

Jokes / January 14, 2026

There was this world famous painter. In the prime of her career, she started losing her eyesight. Fearful that she might lose her life as a painter, she went to see the best eye surgeon in the world.

After several weeks ...Read More