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Listening To Supreme Court Arguments Is Like Following The Grateful Dead - John Mulaney
Peabody-winning comedian John Mulaney says he's a huge Supreme Court arguments nerd, and explains why he was in the gallery to watch recent proceedings in the nation's highest court. Stick around for more with John Mulaney and find tickets to his "Mister Whatever" standup comedy tour at https://www.johnmulaney.com.
Cameron Diaz Made a Little Girl Cry After Finding Out She Voices Princess Fiona in Shrek (Extended)
Cameron Diaz talks about filming a movie with Stephen Merchant, returning to voice Princess Fiona in Shrek 5 and reuniting with Keanu Reeves in Jonah Hill's movie Outcome.
The Overacting Messenger | Late Night with Conan O’Brien
(Original Airdate: 3/8/02) Conan and Marisa Tomei find themselves interrupted by an overacting messenger.
Jon Hamm Reacts to His Viral Dance Meme, Reminisces on His Old Haircut with a Wig (Extended)
Jon Hamm talks about teaching acting classes at his old high school, his dance scene from Your Friends & Neighbors becoming a viral meme and getting caught stealing by putting candy down his pants when he was a child.
Mikey Day on Heidi Gardner Breaking During Beavis and Butt-Head Sketch with Ryan Gosling
Mikey Day talks about why Heidi Gardner kept breaking during their SNL Beavis and Butt-Head sketch, dressing as Beavis and Butt-Head on The Fall Guy's red carpet with Ryan Gosling and working with Jerry Seinfeld in Netflix's Unfrosted. …
HISHE: Rey's Jedi Training Directed By Quentin Tarantino
Quentin Tarantino was originally approached to direct Star Wars Episode 8 but was let go from the project because he insisted on making the movie a tribute to kung fu films and wanted to replace Daisy Ridley with Uma Thurman. This is the test footage of Rey's training sequence.
Job Interview
At the end of a job interview, the head of human resources asked the young engineer out of MIT, "What starting salary are you looking for?"
The engineer decides to shoot for the moon, "I'm thinking of 125K a year or so, depending on the benefits package."
"Hmmm. Well what do you say to five weeks paid vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical ...Read more
Divorced Barbie
A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter. “How much is that Barbie in the window?”, he asks the shop assistant.
In a manner she responds, “Which Barbie? We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes ...Read more
A Bun in the Oven
A four year old little boy was at the doctor's office with his mother in the waiting room when he spotted a pregnant lady on the other side of the room. Having nothing better to do, he walk over to her and inquisitively asks "Why is your stomach so big?"
She replied, "I'm having a baby." With big eyes, he replied, "Is the baby in your stomach?"...Read more
Ranting at Random
Old People. Stop messing with them. Target is introducing a redesigned pill bottle that’s square, with a bigger label. And the top is now the bottom. And by the time gramps figures out how to open it he'll be in the morgue. Congratulations Target, you just solved the Social Security crisis.
Women and their eyebrows. What’s the deal here? ...Read more
Too Much Sugar
A fellow nurse at my hospital received a call from an anxious patient.
"I'm diabetic and I'm afraid I've had too much sugar today." the caller said.
"Are you light-headed?" my colleague asked.
"No," the caller answered, "I'm a brunette."
Mother-in-law
Today I picked up my mother-in-law at the airport. She's getting a little up there. She's at the age where she doesn't remember things too well. So when I saw her I said, "Thanks for coming. Have a nice flight!"
Old Bible
A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, looking at the old pages as he turned them. Then something fell out of the Bible and he picked it up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that has been pressed in between the pages.
"Momma, look what I found," the boy called out.
"What have you got there, ...Read more
Airline Operating Systems
UNIX Airways
Everyone brings one piece of the plane along when they come to the airport. They all go out on the runway and put the plane together piece by piece, arguing non-stop about what kind of plane they are supposed to be building.
Air DOS
Everybody pushes the airplane until it glides, then they jump on and let the plane coast...Read more
Shoplifter
My friend, the manager of a grocery store, nabbed a shoplifter in the act. He was escorting the suspect to the office in the front of the store (near the cash registers), when the shoplifter broke from his grip and tried to run.
After a scuffle, my friend pinned him against the wall and looked up to see a number of surprised customers staring ...Read more
Kathryn Newton Hits Golf Balls into Richard Ayoade’s Mouth | The Jonathan Ross Show
Kathryn Newton shows off her impressive golf skills!
John Oliver Thinks Prince Andrew’s Arrest Photo Belongs in the Louvre, Talks Mets vs. Yankees
In a series of interviews, John Oliver talks about hosting Last Week Tonight for 13 seasons, how rabid the audience was when he competed against Seth on Taskmaster Live and why he decided to become a Mets fan.
"It's My Mother's X-Rated Book Collection!" Hilarious Antiques Roadshow Appraisal | Full AR Original
First featured in a #roadshow episode from Seattle in 2003, the appraisal of an 1813 volume of The Female Husband, a short, sensational pamphlet or novella, by the English novelist Henry Fielding, is memorable for more than one reason.
The Cast of One Piece Shows Off Their Skills, Plays One Piece Imposter | The Tonight Show
The cast of One Piece (Iñaki Godoy, Emily Rudd, Taz Skylar and Jacob Romero) shows off their fighting skills before facing off against Jimmy in a game where they try to identify the imposter in the group.
Harry for Him - SNL
Harry Styles unveils the fashion line he designed for ordinary men.
