Bob was in trouble as he'd forgot his wedding anniversary and his wife was extremely upset.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in six seconds!"

The next ...Read More

A bunch of lawyers were sitting around the office playing poker.

"I win!" said Johnson.

Henderson threw down his cards. "That's it! I've had it! Johnson is cheating!!!"

"How can you tell?" Phillips asked.

"Those aren't...Read More

An anagram is a word or phrase made by transposing or rearranging the letters of another word or phrase.

This one's amazing: [From Hamlet by Shakespeare]

To be or not to be: that is the question, whether tis nobler in ...Read More

The Doctor told me I should start an exercise program. Not wanting to harm this old body, I've devised the following:

Beat around the bush
Jump to conclusions
Climb the walls
Wade through the morning paper. ...Read More

A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit prior to the birth of their first child. After everything checked out, the doctor took a small stamp and stamped the wife's stomach with indelible ink.

The couple ...Read More

A talking dog, a minty pig and more in our best of Stupid Pet Tricks.