Dogs And Computers: Same Or Different? Part I
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Published in Jokes
-- Favorite Food
Dogs: kibbles
Computers: bits
-- Method used to end undesirable behavior
Dogs: hit with rolled up newspaper
Computers: hit control-alt-delete
-- After destruction of personal property
Dogs: dog not found
Computers: file not found
-- Favorite trick
Dogs: roll over
Computers: play dead
-- Comic-page hero
Dogs: Dogbert
Computers: Dilbert
-- Fun way to mess with their heads
Dogs: peanut butter on roof of mouth
Computers: peanut butter in CD-ROM drive
-- Consequence of virus
Dogs: replace valuable carpeting
Computers: replace valuable data
-- Widely ignored government mandate
Dogs: leash law
Computers: Communications Decency Act
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