President Trump endorsed Republican Senate candidate Roy Moore, despite the fact that Moore has been accused of molesting minors. When asked why he endorsed Moore, Trump said, “Us gross guys gotta stick together.”
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Question: Why did the chicken lay an egg?
Answer: Because it would break if she dropped it!
Question: Where did the chicken go on her vacation?
Answer: Sandy Eggo
Question: Why did the egg cross the ...Read More