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"You know, I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon." --Ellen DeGeneres


"My dad, he's a nuclear physicist, my mom, she's a mathematician, my brother is a chemical engineer--and I like to color." --Shashi Bhatia



"The flight attendant will always tell you the name of your pilot. Like anyone goes, 'Oh, he's good. I like his work.'" --David Spade




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