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- Your local ambulance has a trailer hitch.

- You watch cartoons long after your kids get bored.

- You think the French Riviera is a foreign car.

- You think you are an entrepreneur because of the "Dirt for Sale" sign in the front yard.

- You're still scalping tickets after the concert is over.

 

- You don't think Jeff's Foxworthy's jokes are funny.

- Every time you see a roadsign that says "DIP" you reach in your back pocket.

- You've ever had Thanksgiving dinner on a Ping-Pong table.


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