Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
Q: What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg?
A: The bombshell!
Q: What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg?
A: It eggs-plodes!
Q: Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
A: He wasn't what he was cracked up to be!
Q: Is chicken soup good for your health?
A: Not if you're the chicken!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side!
Q: What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
A: They go on peck-nics!