A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text: “If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking send me a sip. If you...Read More

ISDN = It Still Does Nothing

APPLE = Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity

IBM = I Blame Microsoft

DEC = Do Expect Cuts

CA = Constant Acquisitions

CD-ROM = Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months

OS/2 = ...Read More

"Outside of the killings in Washington DC, we have one of the lowest crime rates in the nation." -- Marion Berry

"I would like to take this time to reirritate my remarks."

"The average age of a 7 year old in this state ...Read More

A guy walks into Dunkin' Donuts. He says, "Excuse me, miss. How many cups of coffee do you think this thermos will hold?"

She says, "I think it's a seven-cup thermos."

He says, "All right...give me two black, three cream...Read More

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor

A: 'Where's my tractor?'"

The local high school has a policy that the parents must call the school if a student is to be absent for the day. Alice deciding to skip school and go to the mall with her friends. So she waited until her parents had left...Read More