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If Only Life Could Be Like a Computer part 1

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- If you messed up your life, you could press "Alt, Ctrl, Delete" and start all over!

- To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"!

- If you needed a break from life, click on "suspend".

- Hit "any key" to continue life when ready.

 

- To "add/remove" someone in your life, click settings and control panel.

- To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.


 

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