10 Ways Having a Toddler is Like Being in Prison pt. 1
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As a parent, your schedule is often dictated by the needs of your child, especially when that child is young. With that in mind, many aspects of the parenting experience could be compared with prison – complete with a sadistic little warden who harbors a Napoleon complex.
You can’t do anything without constant supervision
Every morning begins with someone screaming at you to wake up
You’re always terrified something bad will happen when you’re in the shower
You’re always terrified someone is going to crawl into your bed in the middle of the night
Meal time is fraught with tension
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