A man and his wife in court getting a divorce. The problem was who should get custody of the child.
The wife jumped up and said: "Your Honor. I brought the child into the world with pain an labor, Child should be in my custody."
The judge turns to the husband and says: "What do you have to say in your defense?"
The man sat for a while contemplating then slowly rose.
"Your Honor. If I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out, whose Pepsi is it? The machine’s or mine?"