During the course of a heated softball tournament, the coach felt the need to remind one of his players about the importance of team play and good sportsmanship.
The coach asked the player if he knew and remembered what good sportsmanship was.
The player replied, "Yes."
The coach then asked him if he knew he shouldn't curse at the umpire or throw things in anger.
The player again replied "Yes."
"Good," said the coach, "now could you please go tell your wife."