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How is the witches team doing?
They're having a spell in the first division!

How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting for two hours!

What do you call a skeleton that is always telling lies?
A boney phoney!

What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he goes out to work in the evening?
"Have a nice bite"!

Why did the ghost go to the funfair?
He wanted to go on a rollerghoster!

How can you help a starving cannibal?
Give them a hand!

When do cannibals cook you?
On Fried-days!


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