How is the witches team doing?
They're having a spell in the first division!
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting for two hours!
What do you call a skeleton that is always telling lies?
A boney phoney!
What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he goes out to work in the evening?
"Have a nice bite"!
Why did the ghost go to the funfair?
He wanted to go on a rollerghoster!
How can you help a starving cannibal?
Give them a hand!
When do cannibals cook you?