In a new interview, first lady Michelle Obama said that she would choose Will Smith or Denzel Washington to play her husband in a movie. Or as Democrats put that, 'Any way they can play him in a debate?'
What's a pirate's favorite branch of the military?
The Arrrmy... no, the Navy, he's a pirate!
Where do pirates dream of raiding?
A woman was having a medical problem - her husband's snoring. So she called the doctor one morning and asked him if there was anything he could do to relieve her "suffering."
"Well, there is one operation I can perform ...Read More
My wife and I were dining out at a nice restaurant. I overheard the couple at the next table discussing their bill.
"Well Mary," said the man, "Near as I can figure, based of the price of the ham dinner you just ate, we ...Read More
Grandpa was always going on about the good old days, and the lower cost of living, in particular...
"When I was a kid, my mom could send me to the store, and I'd get a salami, two pints of milk, 6 oranges, 2 loaves o' ...Read More
Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?
Okay, okay, I take it back! UnFreak you!
Macho Law prohibits me from admitting I'm wrong.
Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
Not all men are annoying. Some are dead. ...Read More