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Keep Your Seat
A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her, a man gets up from his seat.
She thinks to herself, "Here's another man trying to keep up the customs of a patriarchal society by offering a poor, defenseless woman his seat," and she pushes him back onto the seat.
A few minutes later, the man tries to get up again. She is ...Read more
Real Politics
Two political candidates were having a hot debate.
Finally, one of them jumped up and yelled at the other, "What about the powerful interest that controls you?"
And the other guy screamed back, "You leave my wife out of this!"
Are you a true elementary school teacher?
Are you a true elementary school teacher? Let's find out:
1. Do you ask guests if they have remembered their scarves and mittens as they leave your home?
2. Do you move your dinner partner's glass away from the edge of the table?
3. Do you ask if anyone needs to go to the bathroom as you enter a theater with a group of friends?
4. Do you ...Read more
Officer Fitness Reports
The British Military writes OFR's (officer fitness reports). The form used for Royal Navy and Marines fitness reports is the S206. The following are actual excerpts taken from people's "206's"....
- His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity.
- I would not breed from this Officer.
- This Officer is really not so much of a ...Read more
Good Advice - Military Style
- "What is the similarity between air traffic controllers and pilots? If a pilot screws up, the pilot dies; If ATC screws up, .... the pilot dies."
- "Never trade luck for skill."
- The three most common expressions (or famous last words) in aviation are: "Why is it doing that?", "Where are we?" and "Oh ****!"
- "Mankind has a perfect record ...Read more
Comprehending the IT guy
To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the IT guy, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
Common Tools Explained
To the unitiated, the workshop can be an intimidating place, full of tools you may not know what to do with. To help, here's a helpful explanation of common tools and their uses.
DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest and flings your beer across...Read more
Betty White’s Elephant Loves Johnny | Carson Tonight Show
Original Airdate: October 05, 1978
Shakira on Her New Album Las Mujeres Ya No Lloran and Crushing World Records with Bizarrap
Jimmy has Shakira take a lie detector test with help from Drew Barrymore, and she talks about not being allowed to join her school choir and the meaning behind her album Las Mujeres Ya No Lloran
Celebrities Read Mean Tweets #8
People are very quick to tweet unflattering things, but it’s important to remember that everyone has feelings. From time to time, we ask famous people to read some of the not-so-nice things that are tweeted about them. This is our 8th edition of Mean Tweets featuring Gwyneth Paltrow, Lena Dunham, Gerard Butler, Ty Burrell, Bob Newhart, Britney...Read more
Busy Philipps on Girls5eva and Sending Her Daughter to Boarding School in Sweden
Busy Philipps talks about accidentally raising her children as New Yorkers, her daughter attending boarding school in Sweden and starring in Girls5eva.
Jesse Eisenberg Confirms Now You See Me 3, Says World's Smartest Monkey Watched Sasquatch Sunset
Jesse Eisenberg talks about rumors of a third Now You See Me movie, having to take a sasquatch bootcamp before filming Sasquatch Sunset and his experience showing the film to the world's smartest monkey.
Beavis and Butt-Head - SNL
A NewsNation livestream event on AI is derailed by two audience members (Ryan Gosling, Mikey Day).
"BERNIE & HILLARY" — A Bad Lip Reading
Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton share the stage...
Men Don't Listen
A young man was driving up a steep, winding and narrow mountain road. Going round a tight corner, he notices a woman driver who is coming in the opposite direction begin to lean out of her window. As they pass each other she yells at him - "PIG!!!!"
The man immediately leans out of his window and screams back at her, "WITCH!!!"
Each ...Read more
Black Spots
"Doctor, doctor, I see black spots!" Billy exclaimed.
The doctor puts some drops in Billy’s eyes. "How about now?" he asked.
"Now I see the spots better," he replied.
Sorry, Wrong Number
One morning the phone rang at 3:00 a.m. in Jeff's house. He picked up the phone and a woman asked, "Is this 555-1111?"
"No, this is 555-1112." Jeff replied.
"Oh, I'm so sorry for disturbing you." The woman said.
"That's alright," Jeff said. "I had to get up to answer the phone anyway."
The Power of Woman
There were 11 people - ten men and one woman - hanging onto a rope that came down from a helicopter.
They all decided that one person should get off, because if they didn't, the rope would break and everyone would die.
No one could decide who should go, so finally, the woman gave a really touching speech saying how she would give up her life ...Read more