A Good Month to Grow a Beard
The CDC goes into painstaking bureaucratic detail to explain which of 46 beard styles are medically acceptable, reports CNN.
Most beard styles are frowned upon, but a few, such as the “toothbrush” — the small moustache made famous by a certain Nazi dictator — get the CDC’s thumbs up.
That makes sense, I guess, since top-down, big-government socialism is becoming popular of late.
Anyhow, with all the mixed covid messages government public health experts have given us the past year and a half, I’m not sure what guidance to follow anymore.
I do know this:
If our health experts want us to trust their guidance more, maybe they ought to grow dignified beards.
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