Quotes
Published in Jokes
"My girlfriend is at that stage when her biological clock is telling her it's time for her to be making me feel guilty and immature." -- Kevin Hench
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"I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart." -- e e Cummings (1894-1962)
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While I was shopping in the mall with my three children, a display in the window of a lingerie store caught my eye. "Do you think Daddy would like this?" I asked the kids, as I pointed to the lacy pajamas with matching robe.
"No way," my horrified six-year-old son replied. "Daddy would NEVER wear that!"
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