"Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom."

"Let us make one point, that we meet each other with a smile, when it is difficult to smile. Smile at each other, make time for each other in your family."

In university, they don't tell you that the greater part of the law is learning to tolerate fools.

My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven't met yet. She's now in a maximum security twilight home in Australia.