The modern rule is that every woman should be her own chaperon.

Use what talent you possess: the woods would be very silent if no birds sang except those that sang best.

Fortunately, psychoanalysis is not the only way to resolve inner conflicts. Life itself remains a very effective therapist.

The only place you will be accepted is the place you make for yourself.

It is hard to fight an enemy who has outposts in your head.

I have witnessed the softening of the hardest of hearts by a simple smile.

Part of being sane, is being a little bit crazy.

We call them dumb animals, and so they are, for they cannot tell us how they feel, but they do not suffer less because they have no words.

There are times not to flirt. When you're sick. When you're with children. When you're on the witness stand.

Each has his past shut in him like the leaves of a book known to him by heart and his friends can only read the title.

A kiss can be a comma, a question mark, or an exclamation point. That's the basic spelling that every woman ought to know.

Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.

If you're afraid to let someone else see your weakness, take heart: Nobody's perfect. Besides, your attempts to hide your flaws don't work as well as you think they do.

No nice men are good at getting taxis.

Most women's magazines simply try to mold women into bigger and better consumers.

I stopped believing in Santa Claus at age six when my mother took me to see him in a store and he asked for my autograph.

I don't visit my parents often because Delta Airlines won't wait in the yard while I run in.

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior."

The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year --- everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.

Try to love someone who you want to hate, because they are just like you, somewhere inside, in a way you may never expect, in a way that resounds so deeply within you that you cannot believe it.