The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.

The three words women most want to hear from a man are, "You lost weight."

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age.

I've yet to be on a campus where most women weren't worrying about some aspect of combining marriage, children, and a career. I've yet to find one where many men were worrying about the same thing.

Women are strange and incomprehensible, a device invented by Providence to keep the wit of man well sharpened by constant employment.

So few grown women like their lives.