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"How do you like the new tortilla chips?" I asked my husband as he chomped on a new tortilla chip while we watched TV.

"I like them," he said. "They're thinner than the other ones you've gotten."

"Actually, they're thicker," I said. "It's the same company that makes the thin ones you like, but now they make a thicker version."

"These are thinner," he said.

"No, they're thicker than the thinner ones."

"You're telling me these are the thicker ones?"

 

"Yes, they are less thin."

"They seem pretty thin."

"Maybe, but they're thicker."

"What about that other brand I like?"

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