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- I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

- I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

- It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of karma to burn off.

- Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

- No, my powers can only be used for good.

 

- How about never? Is never good for you?

- I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.

- You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication.

- I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

 

 

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