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Former college basketball coach Abe Lemmons made the following observations concerning the differences between doctors and coaches.

Doctors can bury their mistakes: Coaches still have theirs on scholarships.

Finish last in your league and they call you an idiot: Finish last in medical school and they call you a doctor.

 

Just once I'd like to see the win-loss records of doctors right out front where people can see them: Won ten, Lost three, Tied two.


 

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