Last week my wife and I purchased a new computer. We ran into some difficulties while setting it up so we called the customer support phone number we found in the manual.

I picked up the phone and called the number. A ...Read More

Benny Shapiro worked at the Metropolitan Museum of Art. He used to tell his friends that he was the curator, although his primary job was to keep the exhibits clean and polished. One day he happened to be dusting around ...Read More

My wife noticed that the couples in all of those Viagra commercials are always dancing.

Now she wants me to try it. She thinks it will improve my dancing.

Q: Why are lawyers always buried twelve feet underground?
A: Because deep down, they're all nice guys.

Q: Where can you find a good lawyer?
A: In the cemetery.

Q: What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?
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Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist? To improve his bite...

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? It had no guts...

Why do witches use brooms to fly on? Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy...

How ...Read More

Everyone wants to save the planet, but what if you could make an easy buck while doing it? Desi Lydic joins the “Idle Warriors,” a group focused on reporting idle vehicles for a cash reward. Desi searches high and low ...Read More