The president called the hearing a joke, a sham and a hoax and he said he didn’t watch it. A White House spokesperson said the president was too busy working. Right. They might as well have said he was at a zumba class.
After being told, the 16-year-old girl asked, ‘What’s a magazine?’
It’s so cool to be named the person of the year while you’re still in high school, all right? All the other kids are like, ‘I was voted most likely to succeed.’ And Greta is slapping her magazine like, ‘I already...Read More
It was like, ‘Great news, Greta. We’re going to cut down a million trees and print your face on them, and then we’re going to put them on airplanes and send them all over the world!’
Nancy Pelosi and the House Democrats have unveiled two articles of impeachment against the president. This is going to be a marathon, not a sprint, so no matter how boring these hearings may be, don’t let the GOP yell ...Read More
Time magazine today unveiled their person of the year for 2019 and that person is Greta Thunberg, the 16-year-old activist, the youngest woman, youngest human ever to be named person of the year. And to honor this young ...Read More
Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?
Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!
What's a mushroom?
The place they store the school food!
Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass ...Read More