The Mos Eisley Five (Mikey Day, Kate McKinnon, Charles Barkley) try to make a deal with Goba (Kenan Thompson) to free a captured pilot (Pete Davidson).
Overheard in a computer shop:
Customer: “I'd like a mouse mat, please.”
Salesperson: “Certainly sir, we've got a large variety.”
Customer: “But will they be compatible with my computer?”
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster
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At one Army base, the annual trip to the rifle range had been canceled for the second year in a row, but the semi-annual physical fitness test was still on as planned.
One soldier mused, “Does it bother anyone else that...Read More
Four Eggs who ?
Four Eggs ample !
I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.
I said "Hi Jack."
He shot me.
Following Michael Cohen’s sentencing, Republicans scramble to downplay the criminal implications for President Trump.