I know Trump watches this show — because it’s on TV. So right now I’ve got a special message for him. Mr. President, ignore your lawyers, sir. You follow your instincts. You sit down with Robert Mueller. Otherwise, everyone’s going to think that you’re scared. But we know you’re not. Oh, oh, your fried chicken has arrived! [grabs paper bucket] But wait, it’s empty. Where is that — oh, I think I know where the chicken is! Buck-aww!
Patient: "Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?"
Dentist: "Wear a brown tie..."
- An organic chemist turns into a foul odor.
- An analytical chemist turns into a procedure.
- A physical chemist turns into a straight line.
- A biochemist turns into a helix.
- A chemical engineer turns into a profit.
Wanted: Hair-cutter. Excellent growth potential.
Wanted: Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
Wanted: Part-time married girls for soda fountain in sandwich shop.
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Q: Have you ever hunted bear?
A: No, but I've been shooting in my shorts!
Q: How do you start a teddy bear race?
A: Ready, teddy, go!
Q: What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?
A: A bear...Read More
Maybe this will boggle your mind, I know it did mine! The year is 1905, just over one hundred years ago. What a difference a century makes!
Here are some of the U.S. statistics for 1905:
- The average life expectancy...Read More
Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a bridge.
The Doctor says, "What's come over you?"
The guy says, "Three cars and a truck!"