Earlier tonight, President Trump and his family lit the national Christmas tree. Of course, Trump refused to light it until everyone agreed his tree had the most lights in history — “800 million billion.”
I was going to respond, as soon as I finished inhaling.
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Mr. President, you can’t start a tweet talking about watching Fox News, then end by saying you’re ‘working hard.’ You’re watching TV — you just said so! What’s next? ‘Just ate three cheeseburgers and a ...Read More
Saturday was the second annual women’s march. Thousands of women held signs protesting the president, but Trump was like, ‘Joke’s on you: I can’t read.’
The Senate reached a deal this afternoon to reopen the government. Though it’s a little like when there’s a power outage and then the lights come back on and you see how crappy your apartment is. ‘Yay! Oh, right.’ ...Read More
Due to the government shutdown this weekend, Donald Trump spent the whole time in Washington working very hard and he even took a picture to prove it. Meanwhile, women all over America marched in protest on the one year ...Read More