A talking-point memo issued last week by House Republicans about their new tax cut plan referred to Americans earning $450,000 a year as low- and middle-income. This is insulting for everyone. People who are actually middle-class are like, “Are you kidding me?” And people who really do make $450,000 a year are like, “Wait, I’m not rich?”
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