10 Ways Having a Toddler is Like Being in Prison pt. 2
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... continued from above
You never get to choose the movie and then it's hard to hear it over all the hooting and hollering
You're always terrified someone is going to punch, bite, tackle, stab or attack you with some kind of makeshift weapon
Contraband -- like booze, chocolate and adult entertainment -- must be smuggled in and consumed in secret
Conjugal visits are hard to come by, require intense scheduling, and are often interrupted
BONUS: One Way Having a Toddler is NOT Like Being in Prison
Being placed in solitary confinement is a reward, not a punishment
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