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10 Ways Having a Toddler is Like Being in Prison pt. 2

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... continued from above

You never get to choose the movie and then it's hard to hear it over all the hooting and hollering

You're always terrified someone is going to punch, bite, tackle, stab or attack you with some kind of makeshift weapon

Contraband -- like booze, chocolate and adult entertainment -- must be smuggled in and consumed in secret

 

Conjugal visits are hard to come by, require intense scheduling, and are often interrupted

BONUS: One Way Having a Toddler is NOT Like Being in Prison

Being placed in solitary confinement is a reward, not a punishment

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