What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend?
I love every bone in your body!
Why did the small werewolf bite the womans ankle?
Because he couldn't reach any higher!
What happened when the werewolf chewed a bone for an hour?
When he got up he only had three legs!
What did one witch say to another when they left the cinema?
Do you want to walk home or shall we take the broom!
What makes more noise than an angry witch?
Two angry witches!
Why don't skeletons play music in church?
They have no organs!
Why wasn't the naughty skeleton afraid of the police?
Because he knew they couldn't pin anything on him!
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Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!
What's a mushroom?
The place they store the school food!
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The man said, "Cure it? I want to prolong it."
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