Annoying Parrot
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There was a magician on a ship. He went through his tricks all day. Then the captain's parrot always told the audience what really made the tricks happen.
"He's using a different hat"
"There's a hole in the table" the parrot would say.
The magician always got mad but couldn't do anything, after all it was the captain's parrot.
Then the ship sank.
The magician was hanging onto a plank and unfortunately was stuck with the parrot. They glared at each other for days.
On the sixth day the parrot finally says "I give up, where's the freaking ship?"
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