A key place for Trump: If only he knew
Ironically, if Trump told the true story, he'd love Key as a historical avatar. Key was one of the richest-landed slaveowners in Maryland. Proud of his place and fortune, he defended slavery to his last breath.
So, Key's Southern charm soon wore off.
If only Trump knew Key was President Andrew Jackson's "key" adviser in the kitchen cabinet. Jackson, the plantation populist, is Trump's hero in the presidential pantheon. His fierce portrait is in the Oval Office.
While Jackson was president in the dark 1830s, Key was the early abolitionist movement's enemy.
But I haven't told you Key's worst legacy. Nobody knows the secret but me. Does Roger Taney ring a bell? He was a vicious racist and Chief Justice of the United States Supreme Court. Author of the 1857 Dred Scott decision, Taney ruled blacks could never be citizens or equals in the eye of the law.
Taney and Key were brothers-in-law. Key urged Jackson to name Taney to succeed the great John Marshall. As Jackson's chosen, Taney lasted for 28 years, upholding white supremacy. He fanned the flames of the Civil War after Key was gone. Abraham Lincoln was sworn in by the aged Taney, an antebellum relic.
With such a checkered past, Key's mug should hang in Trump's White House. It's a shame Trump didn't give his true due in Fort McHenry. Key's grandson, Francis Key Howard, was jailed there with other Southern sympathizers during the Civil War. How fitting, since Trump draws his base on old Civil War lines.
Joe Biden, the likely Democratic nominee, never was a thought leader or Senate giant. He was on the wrong side of the Iraq War. People like genial Joe from small-town Delaware, even though he talks too much. Telling black radio listeners, "you ain't black," in jest, is vintage Biden's tongue running amok. Gaffe is too good a word.
As a brainy freshman senator was running for president, he turned to Biden, an average Joe. As Barack Obama's running mate, Biden reached out to white moderates, who might balk at the party's first black nominee.
Biden may name the well-spoken Sen. Elizabeth Warren to win the liberal wing -- and cover his garrulous vanity.
But Biden "ain't" the village idiot. That's Trump.
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