Is Converting Adjectives to Nouns an Automatic?

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The linguistic purist Tradition Al discusses an alarming trend with his more permissive friend Open Mind Ed.

Al: As a student of linguistics, have you noticed the appalling practice of turning adjectives into nouns? Let me give you a few examples from advertising slogans: Find your fabulous; Rethink possible; Spread the happy; The future of ...Read more

I'll Have a Quarantini; Better Make That 40

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As many of us have discovered during the past year, being in quarantine can really do a number on you. But did you know the word "quarantine" actually contains a number?

During the 1300s, officials of Italian ports, such as Genoa and Venice, feared that sailors on ships entering their harbors might be infected with the Black Plague. So, they ...Read more

Language Books for the Summer Hammock

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"Summer made her light escape / Into the Beautiful," wrote Emily Dickinson. Make your own light escape this summer with one of these new books about language.

Renowned linguist John McWhorter explores the power and peculiarity of profanity in "Nine Nasty Words: English in the Gutter: Then, Now, and Forever." These no-nos, he explains, are "...Read more

U.S. Builds Barriers To Stop 'Title' Wave

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"All kings is mostly rapscallions," Mark Twain wrote in "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn." Twain's royal flush succinctly captures the anti-imperial feelings of most Americans. As enthralled as we Yanks might be by the Meghan-Harry-Pippa crowd, we've just never had much respect for their royal titles.

When Queen Elizabeth II visited New ...Read more

Where Never Is 'Herd' a Discouraging Word

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This spring, we've all been stampeding like panicky buffalo toward herd immunity. But what is it? Will we achieve it? Is there a way to exempt telemarketers from it?

I can't answer any of these questions, but this seems like the perfect moment to visit the zany zoo of names for groups of animals. We all know that geese gather in a gaggle, ...Read more

Is Your Mettle Forged From Metal? Take This Quiz!

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Let's put the "you" in usage! See whether you can choose the correct word from each pair of oft-confused words:

Even people to the 1) (manner, manor) born can't 2) (hone, home) in on all the usage distinctions that make English a 3) (tortuous, torturous) language.

People trying to 4) (stanch, staunch) the 5) (horde, hoard) of usage errors ...Read more

Pronunciation of 'Kiln' Reveals Wacky History

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Q. A friend recently told me that her pottery pieces were being fired in a "kiln," a word she pronounces with a final "n" sound. But my high school art teacher pronounced the word for this potter's oven as "KIL." What's cooking with "kiln"? -- Chris Ryan, New York City

A. "Cooking" is the operative word here, for "kiln" is derived from the ...Read more

Perfectionist and Pragmatist Form a 'More Perfect' Union

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The perfectionist Sue Perlative and the pragmatist Ev Reethings Relative visited an antique show on their first date:

Ev: Hey, this grandfather clock is very unique.

Sue: Time out! "Unique" means "one of a kind, without equal," so it can't be modified by "very." The clock is either unique or it isn't.

Ev: But isn't it high time we allowed ...Read more

'Fore!' Ways to Improve Your Writing

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In golf school, you learn about "course management," and no, it isn't about replacing your divots. It's about achieving the lowest score possible by selecting the shots, clubs and strategies best suited to your skills and limitations -- in other words, to play with your head, not your hubris.

Four principles of course management that help the...Read more

Phoenician Oxen Earn 'A' for Effort

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Why is "A" the first letter of our alphabet? Therein lies a "tail."

The ancient Phoenicians, who devised the precursor of our English alphabet some 3,000 years ago, depended heavily on oxen for the necessities of life, e.g., plowing, hauling, clothing, $10 ox milk lattes. The ox was so important that the Phoenicians called the first letter of...Read more

Avoid Snacking on Linguistic Bonbons

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We all have our nasty little habits: binge-eating potato chips, chomping on gum and reading columns about words. And we fall into bad habits when it comes to language as well.

Instinctively, we pop two-word phrases into our mouths like lollipops: cautious optimism, ongoing relationship, serious contender, rising tensions, spiraling costs.

...Read more

Don't Get Possessive About Attributive Nouns

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Q. Should the title of a school club be written "Future Teachers' Club" (with an apostrophe) or "Future Teachers Club" (no apostrophe)? -- Nancy Vallimont, Detroit

A. Future teachers take note: No apostrophe is needed.

In this case, "teachers" is an attributive noun, that is, a noun being used in a descriptive sense, not in a possessive ...Read more



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