I have never met a woman who, deep down in her core, really believes she has great legs. And if she suspects that she might have great legs, then she's convinced that she has a shrill voice and no neck.
I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tunafish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock.
It matters more what's in a woman's face than what's on it.
Being a lady is an attitude.
I wish someone would have told me that, just because I'm a girl, I don't have to get married.
No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes that she were not.
Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember.
I hate women because they always know where things are.
Fires of RevengeDavid Clink
Abdul Mossad survived his forced exit from the United States after spending years of his life successfully executing his personal jihad against the American economy. Having been scorned then rejected by his countrymen, he executes a daring escape ending up in Switzerland. Now as Mikaeel Saeed...
It's the good girls who keep the diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
Women who feel naked without their lipstick are well over thirty.
A woman can look both moral and exciting ... if she also looks as if it was quite a struggle.
A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman is as bad as she dares.
One is not born a woman. One becomes one.
I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason.
A man gives many question marks, however, a woman is a whole mystery.
Men who don't like girls with brains don't like girls.
When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking.
I married beneath me - all women do.
The rarest thing in the world is a woman who is pleased with photographs of herself.
Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but she did it backwards and in high heels.