Jerry Zezima: Thanks for the muscle memory
Published in Lifestyles
I have always believed that exercise and health food will kill you. This explains why I live in deathly fear of broccoli and don’t do anything more strenuous than getting up twice a night to go to the bathroom.
But now that I have reached the ripe old age of 70, and at the urging of my doctor, who takes my health to heart, I have returned to the gym for the first time in more than six months.
“It’s been 193 days,” team member Kenzie Evans said after I scanned my card at the front desk and told her I hadn’t been there in a while.
“I was in jail for sticking up a gym,” I said.
Kenzie blanched.
“Not really,” I assured her. “I’ve just been lazy. But I recently turned the big 7-Oh and figured it was time to come back.”
“Wow!” exclaimed Kenzie, who’s 19. “You look good — for your age.”
“Looks can be deceiving,” I replied. “But thanks.”
“Don’t feel guilty about being away for so long,” Kenzie said. “There was a guy who hadn’t been back for a thousand days.”
“That’s two years and nine months,” I calculated. “He must have been in pretty bad shape.”
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