Never Say Diet
The Major League Eating record for pelmeni, a kind of Russian meat dumpling, is 274 in six minutes, held by Dale Boone. The name pelmeni derives from the ancient Komi language of Siberia and means "bread ear," which hopefully refers to the size and shape of the dumplings and not their original content.
The scene: A courtroom during cross-examination of a wrongful death lawsuit.
Lawyer: "Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse?"
Lawyer: "Did you listen to the heart?"
Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"