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The Major League Eating record for pelmeni, a kind of Russian meat dumpling, is 274 in six minutes, held by Dale Boone. The name pelmeni derives from the ancient Komi language of Siberia and means "bread ear," which hopefully refers to the size and shape of the dumplings and not their original content.

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