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Chrometophobia: fear of money (though presumably they're still looking for an actual case)

Never Say Diet

The Major League Eating record for garlicky greens is 7.5 pounds in 6 minutes, held by Pete Davekos. Due to the nature of the contest, there were no close congratulations to the winner afterward.

Best Medicine

A guy goes to the doctor. He has two burned ears.

"What happened," asks the doctor.

"I was at home, doing some housework. The phone rang, and I accidentally picked up the hot iron," the guy replied.

"What about the other ear," inquired the doctor.

"They called back."



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