What Happened Next
Chrometophobia: fear of money (though presumably they're still looking for an actual case)
Never Say Diet
The Major League Eating record for garlicky greens is 7.5 pounds in 6 minutes, held by Pete Davekos. Due to the nature of the contest, there were no close congratulations to the winner afterward.
A guy goes to the doctor. He has two burned ears.
"What happened," asks the doctor.
"I was at home, doing some housework. The phone rang, and I accidentally picked up the hot iron," the guy replied.
"What about the other ear," inquired the doctor.
"They called back."